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How to Train Your Dragon 2―Movie Review 

June 1, 2014

 

Thanks to GoFobo.com I received two screening tickets to see How to Train Your Dragon 2.  The movie was well worth the wait in line.  I love the first How to Train Your Dragon, so I expected the second installment to be equally as good.  I was not disappointed.  The movie has twists and turns in the storyline that I did not expect and the characters are even more endearing than before.  I highly recommend not watching any trailers or teasers for the movie so you can be surprised.  Overall the story was about Hiccup’s quest to find himself and discovering the world beyond Berk.  I saw the movie in 3D, and even though I’m not a 3D fan the effects were nice (much better than Avatar, which is the last 3D movie I saw).  Two thumbs up, definitely a must see and a must buy!

 

Sincerely,

Dana

Winter’s Tale―Movie Review

February 13, 2014

 

On Monday I had the privilege of attending a screening of Winter’s Tale starring Colin Farrell and Russell Crowe (thanks to http://www.gofobo.com/).  I must admit this movie was better than I expected!  It is based off of Mark Helprin’s book and is a story of miracles and love that spans over 100 years, from 1895 to 2014.  What made this movie unexpectedly good is that it was not just another love story or action film; this movie was a story about a man that lived 119 years.  Peter Lake (Colin Farrell) experienced not only an epic, life changing love with Beverly Penn but also a legendary, life long battle with a literal demon (Russell Crowe) from the bowels of Hell.  There was never a dull moment in this movie.  Peter Lake had to deal with his adoptive father being a demon and out for his blood, his soul mate dying of consumption (also known as Tuberculosis), a magical horse that is really a guardian angel/dog of the east, memory loss, and saving a little girl dying from cancer…all in 129 minutes our time, 119 years his time!

 

The acting was superb and there were surprise appearances (I consider them a surprise because they were not shown in the trailer) by Will Smith, William Hunt, Jennifer Connelly, and Norm Lewis (who we know and love as Senator Edison Davis from Scandal).  Lastly, the soundtrack is awesome!  It evoked much needed emotion, since the storyline wasn’t heart wrenching (the movie is not a tear jerker but it is still good).  Oh, and I hated the ending.  It was silly to me.  I rather spend all of my days with the love of my life, my soul mate, then become a star (but that’s just me).

 

Random comments I have regarding the movie:

  • The best movies are made from books…think about it…James Bond, the Bourne series, A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, all superhero movies (Batman, Superman, Spiderman, X-Men, etc.).

  • Man, Russell Crowe is in good shape!  And, oooo weee did they dress him nice in this movie!

  • I think the fact that Pearly (Russell Crowe) was calling Lucifer “Loo” for short is not only humorous but cute!  Hey Loo, how’s it going?  Loo, is it ok if I take Friday off?

  • “Don’t leave me” are the 3 most important words a man can say to a woman.  To me even more important than “I love you” because liars will say “I love you” without hesitation but they will never even think of admitting needing someone.  Only sincere people can and will admit that.

  • The one and only sex scene did not make sense!  Beverly can’t get hot or she’ll die, so she sleeps outside where it’s cold because it’s winter time.  As we all know men don’t operate their best in super cold situations, yet and still somehow Peter managed to rise to the occasion.  How did she remain cold enough when she was underneath him?  Why were they smiling so much when what they were doing looked so whack (he was barely moving!)?  Now I’m not asking for them to be more graphic because that is just TMI but if they are going to show us something it should make sense!

  • I hated Will Smith’s earrings.  The hoops were way too big and gaudy!  Also, how come he never changed clothes?  100 years had passed by and here he is still wearing the same shirt, pants, and jacket.  -_-

  • Why did a seasoned actor, like Will Smith, have a hard time convincing me that he was angry?  Was his character supposed to be faking anger and that’s why he decided to fake act?

  • Why does Collin Farrell speak with a non-American, non-New Yorker accent when he’s playing a New Yorker?  Peter Lake was raised in America not Ireland (the devil is in the details people)!

  • Why does Peter Lake never get cold?  He doesn’t have a fever, so shouldn’t he show some signs of cold?

  • How is a plaque sharp enough to stab someone in the neck, possibly through clothing?

 

Overall, Winter’s Tale is a good movie and you won’t feel like you wasted your money or time if you go see it for Valentine’s Day!

 

 

Sincerely,

Dana

About Last Night―Movie Review

February 13, 2014

 

I’m going to preface by saying I am a HUGE Kevin Hart fan. The man is hilarious, so I can’t help but love him! I know when I watch him I am guaranteed to smile and laugh the entire time, which is something to look forward to for sure. Therefore, it’s been my mission the past few months to see all of his movies at the theater to show my support. (Don’t ask how upset I was to hear this week while in line for a screening of About Last Night that he was in Chicago last week for the premiere…how did I not know? Why didn’t I get an email? A pigeon messanger? A smoke signal? Something? Anyways, I will get over it and be better informed next time.)

 

I’m currently in the process of seeing Ride Along and I saw Grudge Match on Christmas (I know technically he was not the star of that movie but I only went to see it because he was in it). Grudge Match was good by the way. The boxer card never gets old for Sylvester Stallone, but Kevin made the movie for me. As I said, I’m a sucker for a laugh. I don’t just laugh at anything or anyone. Many people think they are funny but are not. They think I should just laugh for the hell of it but I refuse to laugh when something is not funny to me. So back to my point…About Last Night was legitimately funny and entertaining! If you are trying to decide which of the many movies to see this Valentine’s Day Weekend, see this one.

 

Regina Hall is the perfect counterpart for Kevin Hart. By now, we all know how Kevin is (plain ol’ crazy). Regina went there with him, held her own, and might have even taken it to the next level from what I could tell of the last scene in the movie (they were two looney tunes feeding off each other’s craziness). Michael Ealy and Joy Bryant’s characters were typical romance characters, nothing interesting there except for the fact that they are both nice to look at (which if I have to look at someone I do prefer for them to be good looking). For those who are interested, you will get a glimpse of Joy Bryant topless (profile view…in all her naked glory). Truthfully, Regina and Kevin’s characters made this movie special and different from every other romance comedy. There were also cameos by Paula Patton (wearing way too much make up) and Selita Ebanks (who managed not to get fake pregnant by Kevin #RealHusbandsofHollywood).

 

I consider this movie to be a crossover movie (meaning its aim is to be mainstream, crossing racial lines and appealing to multiple races). This is not just another “black” movie. Yes, the main characters are black but 98% of the other people in the movie are not. Bernie (Kevin Hart) and Danny’s (Michael Ealy) friends are all white. It was obvious to me that the creators of the movie took efforts to show integration. There were blacks and whites mingling, enjoying the holidays together, hitting on each other at the bar, etc. If you don’t know exactly what I’m referring to, take into consideration another Kevin Hart, Miachael Ealy, and Regina Hall movie, Think Like a Man, that movie had majority black actors and one token white guy. All of the movies that Kevin Hart is known for have been predominantly black casts (Think Like a Man, Soul Plane, 35 & Ticking, Death at a Funeral). I feel that Kevin is currently at a transition point in his career. He is branching out and trying to appeal to a broader audience (mainstreaming). When I looked around on Tuesday, when I saw About Last Night, everyone I saw was black. Next year, when I look around the theater at a Kevin Hart movie I expect to see a more diverse crowd. Another person who I know is going through this same transition is Robin Thicke. When he came out with Blurred Lines he said that before that point his main audience had been black women. Once he came out with a song that had more of a pop feel his audience increased and diversified. I’m all for people doing well in life, so good for them!

 

Just for entertainment purposes, here are some of the random thoughts that floated through my head during the movie:

  • Do people really get sprung after a one night stand? (That’s what happened to Danny & Debbie.)

  • Who skips work for sex? Is it really that serious? o_0

  • What man doesn’t go down? (Joan made a big deal about Danny willingly doing it with Debbie.)

  • There’s such a thing as a “fuck buddy dance?” Where do people learn these things?

  • Why did it take so long for Joan to bring up Bernie getting tested? By the time she brought it up…it was kind of too late…they had been doing it for months! People need to have at least one date before sex so that they can share test results before sex!!! Doing it after sex is too late…you’re already contaminated! (Ew)

  • The tub in Danny’s apartment is amazing! (I think it’s Kohler…man do they know how to make a bathroom sexy!)

  • The characters in this film obviously don’t love food like I love it. They were knocking it on the floor, throwing it out the window, and rarely eating it. That is just unacceptable behavior! But maybe nobody could cook in this movie and that’s why they never wanted to eat.

  • Kevin Hart = Channing Tatum (What? That man is too crazy lmao!)

  • Did you see the faces on those white folks, while Bernie and Joan were fighting at Thanksgiving? (They don’t know that’s typical behavior. Someone is always showing their behind on the holidays smh.)

  • Advice to men: No matter how drunk your ex is DO NOT bring her back to your house when you are in a relationship with another woman.

  • Clucking & fucking (with a chicken head on…too kinky for me)!

  • Best Relationship advice learned from About Last Night: Create a customized relationship for you and your significant other. You don’t have to get it right. You don’t have to be conventional. Just be honest and always communicate.

    • Leave the passive aggressive shit at the door.

 

I hope you enjoy About Last Night as much as I did.

 

 

Sincerely,

Dana

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